Who is this guy, anyway?
I'm Matthew Graybosch, the guy who owns and runs this website. I eat too much, drive too fast, read too many books, make too many bad jokes and usually have the volume up way too high. Moderation is not a foreign concept to me; I find abstinence useful when practiced in moderation.
I currently work as a programmer, and make a hobby of writing bad science fiction. Yes, it's bad. It's really bad. It's so fucking bad that George Lucas reads it in order to feel better after a hard day of dealing with fanboys who believe that he threw their childhood memories to the Sarlaac.
(That was one of my bad jokes, by the way.)
This website, like the bad science fiction I write to amuse myself and entertain my wife, is about things that matter to me. What you find here may not necessarily be of interest to you. Hell, it might even offend you (which would amuse me). If there is something here that you like, however, then feel welcome to enjoy it.